I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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