Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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