Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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