first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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