i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
