Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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