Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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