He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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