See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Sorry about my life...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I party with great urgency now.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
