She is in my trunk
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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