these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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