what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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