Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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