No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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