I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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