I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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