He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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