In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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