didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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