are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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