What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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