doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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