Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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