just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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