Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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