id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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