We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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