i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just gift wrapped bread.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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