I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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