school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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