I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
no, he came in my armpit
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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