You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
The ass gains better be worth it
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