so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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