Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
