I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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