fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I believe in your delicious
Dick very happy bro
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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