Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
