found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
So much rum. So many feels.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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