my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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