I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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