bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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