like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
