After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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