Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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