It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I know her cup size but not her name....
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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