Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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