So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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