woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Dignity is for republicans.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
