if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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