Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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